Affordable Tarot Readings

EDIT: Wow, guys, that filled up alot faster than I thought it would! Thanks so much. All of the free readings spots are taken, but I will still have 5 more slots for a mere $5! I feel really bad charging for this guys, so I'm ramping it up slowly. I don't want anyone to feel like they where cheated.

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Hi there folks! I thought I would try something a little different. Some of you may or may not know, I do tarot readings in my free time. A lot of people show interest in them, and I would like to expand that a little. Eventually I would like to work up to be able to charge, "commission" if you will, for these tarot readings, but for now I want to start for free and see how it goes.

There is however, a little bit of a catch: Tarot requires a connection between reader and viewer. Normally, I would only do these in person. I want to be able to reach out to more people though, so the next best thing I can think of is a letter. Something that you hand write and personalize carries much more personification then we give it credit for. Can't afford postage or live outside the U.S.? Ok, still not as strong, but the next best idea from there is a live chat with webcam and mic. Seeing your facial expressions, hearing your voice, there's no physical interaction there, but it's pretty darn close. I would use Skype or Tinychat for that. Don't have one/both of those? Ok, we're losing a serious connection now, but I can still attempt to do a tarot reading for you. The best bet here is to try and explain yourself and your situation the best you can in a note/pm. Don't be afraid to write long paragraphs here. I will never judge you for your actions, or make any of your information public. In the very least of things, I can offer you  my condolences and possibly share any similar stories.

For now I'm only accepting 5 applicants. PM me for a position and my address. I don't know if I'll even get that many interested, but that's why we're doing this.

A few more clauses:
I AM NOT A LICENSED PROFESSIONAL
         By requesting a tarot from me, you understand this, and promise not to sue for me for any unmet divinations. (A divination license costs upwards of $300 and basically is just a shield against lawsuits. I have been practicing tarot my entire life.)
Do not expect a clear cut vision of the future.
         Tarot is more about recognizing a problem, finding out the attributing forces, and helping see the options around you. It is a tool to help you make a decision, or get a good look at where you are in life. It will not tell you if you'll make a million dollars, get the love of your life, or how many kids you will have. However, if you really want, I could still try to ask those things.
All reading will be in the traditional Celtic Cross spread, which constitutes of 11 cards, and usually takes me 15~30 minutes to read.
I do not read reverse positions. This does not make my readings "wrong". I have trained my cards to recognize that and will read accurately regardless.
I may ask you to advertise for me later on. This isn't required, but would be greatly appreciated.
I will never, ever, take for granted the privacy between our conversations and make anything you share with me public without explicit permission. I expect the same courtesy.
Questions, replies, criticism is always welcome. If something in my reading didn't make sense, feel free to ask for an expansion.
Cant write a letter? PM me, I'm sure we can figure out some middle ground.